A2 Torch & Pitchfork - Maize

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Basic 100% Cotton Unisex Tee.

 

Dear outraged citizen of blue land:

If you are feeling like THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE you are not alone. Whether your ticket stub isn't wide enough to hold the price, some dufus just lied to the NCAA for no reason whatsoever, or they've threatened to leave your band behind, we here at Ann Arbor Torch and Pitchfork have the tools you need to get things done.

Don't let another fiasco go by with mere grumbles, harshly worded letters, and mood-altering substances. Come on down to AAT&P and gear up with the same tools your ancestors used to rid their towns of demons and upstart agricultural institutions. Peruse our outstanding collection of rakes, scythes, rubber chickens, and other farm tools we totally didn't steal from B1G West schools we'll never see again anyway.  Then let's go down there and show THEM how you really feel!

 

(Ann Arbor Torch & Pitchfork does not condone the violent use of farming equipment against other people and/or mythological creatures)